By TPC STAFF

Dave Chappelle (white fans) — You are way too comfortable using the N-word.

Andrew Dice Clay — You’ve been banned from r/MensRights on reddit.

Pete Holmes — You think about god way too much during sex, and vice versa.

Larry the Cable Guy — You fingerbanged your cousin when you were 12. And again when you were 30.

George Carlin — You constantly talk about how fed up you are with “all this bullshit,” but you’ll never do anything about it, you fucking coward.

Dane Cook — You’ve accidentally sent a dick pick to you mother.

Jeff Dunham — You once reenacted the song “In the Air Tonight” with a cat in your swimming pool.

Louis CK — You say whatever the fuck you want, and everyone will still loves you.