Know the facts before you sit down to dinner this year.
Thanksgiving: a time to stop and reflect on all we have been blessed with. To give thanks for family, friends, and country. But if you’re like a liberal, secular-socialist, god-hating elitist, you probably can’t wait until next Thursday so you can take the wind out of Uncle Bob and Aunt Judy’s sails by pissing all over the Thanksgiving narrative.
Give your Thanksgiving dinner a kick in the pants with these tasty recipes guaranteed to blow the dicks off your guests.