Thanksgiving: a time to stop and reflect on all we have been blessed with. To give thanks for family, friends, and country. But if you’re like a liberal, secular-socialist, god-hating elitist, you probably can’t wait until next Thursday so you can take the wind out of Uncle Bob and Aunt Judy’s sails by pissing all over the Thanksgiving narrative.
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Contrary to popular belief, Teddy neither spoke softly nor carried a stick — big or otherwise.
By TPC STAFF Dave Chappelle (white fans) — You are way too comfortable using the N-word. Andrew Dice Clay — You’ve been banned from r/MensRights on reddit. Pete Holmes — You think about god way too much during sex, and vice versa. Larry the Cable Guy — You fingerbanged your cousin when you were 12. And again when you were…